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Operator: 911, whats your emergency?

Me: If x, y, and k are positive numbers such that ((x)/(x+y))(10) + ((y)/(x+y))(20) = k and if x < y, which of the following could be the value of k? 
Is it
A. 10 
B. 12 
C. 15 
D. 18 
E. 30

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I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

ckents:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

#good old voldy

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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Earl Theisen, 1951

MY MOM JUST MADE ME RAMEN AND IM JUST LIKE

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