officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.
"Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?"
"Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it."
"Fucking brilliant, Jim."
when someone calls you “hun”